Friday 4 January 2008

Top Ten Thoughts for 2007

I got this in the mail today, and it is so hilarious, it deserves to be presented as a WTF?! post. Enjoy!

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’tbother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky … not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shovethem down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut save you $0.30?

Number 2
In the ’60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

And the BONUS thought fortoday

‘Life is like a jar of jalapeƱos . What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow’. (Can you feel the burn CSL?)

Whiskers scanning for CCTV

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